Golf Language
Be careful what you say on the golf course

One day a man named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope. On the first hole, Bob hits the ball into a sand trap “Damn, I missed.” says Bob. The Pope says, “You shouldn’t say that - it is bad.”

Later on in the day on the ninth hole Bob hits the ball into the water. “Damn, I missed” says Bob again. The Pope says, “Don’t say that. Next time you do, God will strike you down with a lightning bolt.”

Close to the end of the day on the last hole, Bob hits it an inch short of the hole. “Damn, I missed” says Bob once again. The Pope looks into the sky as the clouds start to split apart. Then a lightning bolt comes down from heaven, striking and killing the Pope.

God’s voice echoes, “D-a-r-n, I missed.”


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25-Jan-2020