Gators Gone?

While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “Ain’t been any for years!” Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming toward the shore. About halfway there he asked the guy, “How’d you get rid of the gators?” “We didn’t do nothin’,” the beachcomber said. “The sharks got ’em.” see also   Alligator  &  Stress  Sections 3 Frogs African Meal on Wheels Alligator Molesting Alligator Path Animal Life Spans Aussie Boat Ride Biking in Florida Farmer’s Pond Advice for Youngsters Gator Baiter Real Crocodile Leather Redneck Manicure Reptile Ride   Awning Truck Advertising Harley Load Face To Face Who Needs Physics? Benched Puppies Water Relief Shot Glasses Men in Denim Chocolate Couch Ant Attack Extreme Pressure Cooker Just Thinking Nothing Wrong Picture Lipstick Dog Hair Strengthener Whale Photobomb World Peas Hide and Seek Hoodie Onesy Going Around In Circles

21-Oct-2020