A frog goes to have his fortune told.
The fortune teller looks at his little webbed palm and says, “Aha! You’re about to
meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you.”
The frog says, “Thanks! I’m going to run right back to the pond so I won’t miss
her.”
The fortune teller says, “You won’t meet her at the pond. You’re going to meet her in her freshman biology class.”
see also
Frog & Genie Sections
3 Frogs
Animal Life Spans
Don’t Ever Give Up
Fishing Trip With Jack
Frog Food
Frog Waltz
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