Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”
The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!”
The third lady smiles smugly. “Well, my memory’s just as good as it’s always been,
knock on wood.” She raps the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”
To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi
The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
I've a grand memory for forgetting. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor. - James Howell
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy
Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide
Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho
The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown
The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown
The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown
He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges. - Zachery Ty Bryan
It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns
Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey
The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
I've a grand memory for forgetting. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The creditor hath a better memory than the debtor. - James Howell
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy
Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide
Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho
The man who forgets to be grateful has fallen asleep in life. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The positive side to memory loss: you meet new people every day. - Unknown
The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge
I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown
Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges. - Unknown
The future you shall know when it has come; before then forget it. - Aeschylus
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown
He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. - Jacques Prevert
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
I'm just a person who forgives and forgets. I have a hard time holding grudges. - Zachery Ty Bryan
It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time. - Barbara Kingsolver
Grave: A place in which the dead are laid to await the coming of the medical student - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett
Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
The way you overcome shyness is to become so wrapped up in something that you forget to be afraid. - Lady Bird Johnson
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell
The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them. - Ogden Nash
A man who has been in danger,
When he comes out of it forgets his fears,
And sometimes he forgets his promises. - Euripides
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down. - George Burns
Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
Want balance in your life? Then get your own act together, but don't forget powerful disciplines of execution in your team and organization. - Stephen Covey
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