Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”
The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!”
The third lady smiles smugly. “Well, my memory’s just as good as it’s always been,
knock on wood.” She raps the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”
To forgive is not to forget. - Mohandas Gandhi
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown
What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard
Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft
Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher
Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho
I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli
The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge
You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. - Elizabeth Bibesco
I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee
Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss
People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher
No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost
Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo
Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin
Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb
When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert
It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin
The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler
Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns
I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog
Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
Gratitude is the memory of the heart. - Unknown
What we learn with pleasure we never forget. - Alfred Mercier
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard
Ultimate horror often paralyses memory in a merciful way. - H.P. Lovecraft
Never forget what a person says to you when they are angry. - Henry Ward Beecher
Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho
I never deny.
I never contradict.
I sometimes forget. - Benjamin Disraeli
The nation which forgets its defenders will be itself forgotten. - Calvin Coolidge
You may forget that you are at every moment totally dependent on God. - C S Lewis
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget. - Unknown
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne
The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx
I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen
Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. - Elizabeth Bibesco
I've got "Sometimers." Sometimes I remember and sometimes I forget. - Spike Lee
Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry. - Dr. Seuss
People advising others often forget that the same advice applies to their life as well. - Anuj Somany
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today. - Stacia Tauscher
No memory of having starred atones for later disregard, or keeps the end from being hard. - Robert Frost
Divorce = Rebirth: forget the past, replan your life, improve your appearance & rejuvenate! - Rossana Condoleo
Most of us forget to take time for wonder, praise and gratitude until it is almost too late. - Faith Baldwin
Tell me and I'll forget. Show me and I may not remember. Involve me and I'll understand. - Native American Proverb
When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska
There's an old saying about those who forget history. I don't remember it, but it's good. - Stephen Colbert
It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Phonesia: The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'd hate to be an alcoholic with Alzheimer's. Imagine needing a drink and forgetting where you put it. - George Carlin
The more one forgets himself - by giving himself to a cause to serve or another person to love - the more human he is. - Viktor Frankl
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
The best way to become a successful writer is to read good writing, remember it, and then forget where you remember it from. - Gene Fowler
Every act of perception is to some degree an act of creation, and every act of memory is to some degree an act of imagination. - Gerard M. Edelman
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself. - George Burns
I do not bring forgiveness with me, nor forgetfulness. The only ones who can forgive are dead; the living have no right to forget. - Chaim Herzog
Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham
Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
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