How Many Elephant Legs?

Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. - Frederick Douglass

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett