![]() Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. - Frederick Douglass I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins see also Elephant & Illusion Sections African Car Wash Downhill Safari Elephant Enema Elephant Instructions Elephant Ludo Elephant Phonics Looking For Something? River Crossing This Is My Road Viagra Elephant |
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