![]() Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. - Frederick Douglass I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett see also Elephant & Illusion Sections African Car Wash Downhill Safari Elephant Enema Elephant Instructions Elephant Ludo Elephant Phonics Looking For Something? River Crossing This Is My Road Viagra Elephant |
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