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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. - Frederick Douglass

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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