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Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. - Oscar Wilde

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Elephino: Cross between an Elephant and a Rhinoceros - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. - Frederick Douglass

I have a memory like an elephant. I remember every elephant I've ever met. - Herb Caen

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet. - Woody Allen

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

You describe the elephant by its size, but the mosquito by its impact. Even the smallest thing has an impact. - Celia Apeagyei-Collins

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins


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08-Mar-2021