The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a proxy or surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, “I’m off. The man should be here soon.” Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker People like to trace their ancestry. - Richard Dawkins He flourishes with hereditary honors. - Latin Proverb My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson De-caffeinated: What a cow gets when it has a baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com There are no premature babies, only delayed weddings. - American Proverb Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson Blessed are the meek, for they will inherit the earth. - Jesus Christ Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad. - Leo Rosten Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield I know love at first sight can work. It happened to my parents. - George Clooney Making the family a top priority will invariably bring success. - Zig Ziglar Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations. - Oscar Wilde I write to keep in contact with our ancestors and to spread truth to people. - Sonia Sanchez Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. - Hodding S. Carter A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper Mothers are like glue, Even when you can't see them, they're still holding the family together. - Susan Gale You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan Any living cell carries within it the experiences of a billion years of experimentation by its ancestors. - Max Delbrook If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham Children despise their parents until the age of forty, when they suddenly become just like them, thus preserving the system. - Quentin Crewe No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay The average family spends 30 hours in front of a television, and they say they don't have the time to have a balanced, integrated life. - Stephen Covey With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey see also Family & Relationship Sections A Woman’s Mind Arkansas Divorce Application Bad Feather Day Before The Impact Communication Divorce Divorce Cakes Divorce Defined Divorce Is Grand Emotion Stew Everything Men Know About Women Hormone Guide Just Divorced Keyboard Wedding Men To The Left My Ex-Wife, The Pilot Obedient Wife OCD Ball Pit OCD Electrician Old Divorce Perfect Divorce Polish Divorce Redneck Divorce Texas Divorce The Origin of the White Wedding Dress Understanding Women Walker Buddies Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband What Did You Just Say? Winning An Argument With A Woman World Peas |
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