NAME ________________________________
GANG NAME _________________________
1. Ramone has an AK-47 with a 30 round clip. He usually misses 6 out of every 10 shots and
he uses 13 rounds per drive-by shooting. How many drive-by shootings can Ramone attempt
before he has to reload?
2. Jose has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $3 and 2 grams to
Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
3. Rufus pimps 3 hoes. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each
hoe turn to support Rufus’s $800 per day crack habit?
4. Jerome wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20% profit. How
many ounces will he need?
5. Willie gets $200 for a stolen BMW, $150 for stealing a Corvette, and $100 for a 4x4. If
he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4x4’s, how many more Corvettes must he steal to have
$900?
6. Raul got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his common-law wife
spends $100 per month, how much money will be left when he gets out? (Extra credit bonus:
how much more time will he get for killing the hoe that spent his money?)
7. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3
square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with 3 eight ounce cans of spray paint with
20% paint left over?
8. Tyrone knocked up 3 girls in the gang. There are 27 girls in his gang. What is the
exact percentage of girls Tyrone knocked up?
9. Bernie is a lookout for the gang. Bernie has a Boa Constrictor that eats 3 small rats
per week at a cost of $5 per rat. If Bernie makes $700 a week as a lookout, how many weeks
can he feed the Boa on one week’s income?
10. Billy steals Joe’s skateboard. As Billy skates away at 15 mph, Joe loads his 357
Magnum. If it takes Joe 20 seconds to load his piece, how far away will Billy be when he
gets whacked?
College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost
Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown
Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen
My life feels like a test I didn't study for. - Unknown
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln
Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown
Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown
High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown
With a little study you'll go a long ways, and I wish you'd start now. - Groucho Marx
We look harder for flaws in a study when we don't agree with its conclusions. - Sharon Begley
I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman
It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't like it. - Finley P Dunne
The searching-out and thorough investigation of truth ought to be the primary study of man. - Cicero
If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith
Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown
The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun
Here is a test to find out whether your mission on earth is finished: If you are alive, it isn't. - Richard Bach
True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut
You really don't need to study how to change a diaper. As a new mom, you learn pretty darn quickly! - Ivanka Trump
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
If you study a subject every day, for one hour a day, for five days a week - in five years you will become an expert in that area. - Earl Nightingale
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
I love to play hide and seek with my kid, but some days my goal is to find a hiding place where he can't find me until after high school. - Unknown
Never utter these words: 'I do not know this, therefore it is false.' One must study to know; know to understand; understand to judge. - Apothegm of Narda
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey
Blind faith, no matter how passionately expressed, will not suffice. Science for its part will test relentlessly every assumption about the human condition. - E.O. Wilson
I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people. - Dan Quayle
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson. - Tom Bodett
After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones
If you want to surf, move to Hawaii. If you like to shop, move to New York. If you like acting and Hollywood, move to California. But if you like college football, move to Texas. - Ricky Williams
A motorcycle functions entirely in accordance with the laws of reason, and a study of the art of motorcycle maintenance is really a miniature study of the art of rationality itself. - Robert M. Pirsig
I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump
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