One morning, a lady awoke to the smell of coffee. She soon discovered that her seven-year-old grandson had made her a fresh cup. After managing to drink the whole cup of the worst tasting coffee she had ever had, she discovered two green toy soldiers at the bottom.
After questioning her grandson for the reason behind them, he replied, “Well, everyone knows that the best part of waking up is soldiers in your cup.”
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