A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the Doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.” “We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.” “I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball - stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake.” “What did you do?” asks the Doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, ’Hey, this looks like yours!’ ” see also   Golf  Section   The 'New' Economy Metro Support 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars Punk Fiat a real Bald Eagle Roo With No Respect Cheap Birthday Card Hug Me A Shark Ate My Homework Victorian Bathing Machine Winter in Wyoming He Looks Just Like His Father! Key Frame Jet Propelled Eagle Frisbee Dog

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