A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the Doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.” “We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.” “I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball - stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake.” “What did you do?” asks the Doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, ’Hey, this looks like yours!’ ” see also   Golf  Section   All We Have To Do Is Stand Up Vacuum Extender BrownEes Chinese Puzzle Car Always Give 100% At Work Ancient Politician My Toaster Is Broken Shining Stars Tunnel Face The Bugs Are Bad This Year Dog Spa Ostrich Imprint Local Crabs World's First Hard Hat Bird Melons

28-Jun-2022