A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the Doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the
man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a
pasture of cows.”
“We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had
something white at its rear end.”
“I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball - stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake.”
“What did you do?” asks the Doctor.
“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, ’Hey, this looks like yours!’ ”
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