It has been discovered that the manner in which people eat provides great insight into their personalities. Here is your personality - based on your favorite method of eating cookies:
1. Eat The Whole Thing All At Once:
This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.
2. One Bite At A Time:
You are one of the millions of people who eat their cookies this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that’s okay, not to worry, you’re normal.
3. Slow and Methodical Nibbles Examining The Results Of Each Bite Afterwards :
You follow the rules. You’re very tidy and orderly. You’re very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you’re only going to go the speed limit.
4. In Little Feverous Nibbles:
You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly.
5. Dunked In Some Liquid (milk, coffee...).
Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the problems in your life.
6. Twisted Apart, The Inside, And Then The Cookie:
You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong.
7. Twisted Apart, The Inside, And Then Toss The Cookie:
You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that’s ok, you don’t care, you got yours.
8. Just The Cookie, Not The Inside:
You enjoy pain.
9. I Just Like To Lick Them, Not Eat Them:
Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.
10. I Don’t Have A Favorite Way Because I Don’t Like Cookies:
You probably come from a rich family, and always wear nice things, and go to up-scale
restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things
have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a priss.
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