Step 1: Go buy a turkey ![]() Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields Poultry is for the cook what canvas is for the painter. - Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child For all that has been - thanks. For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food. - Will Ferrell We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown We are seldom aware of what's cooking until the pot boils over. - Amish Saying Thanksgiving, to be truly Thanksgiving, is first thanks, then giving. - Jacob Braude Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb Wake at dawn with a winged heart and give thanks for another day of loving. - Unknown My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller Thanksgiving is the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. - Michael Dresser Stuff: What people do on Thanksgiving: First to the turkey, and then to themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow We would worry less if we praised more. Thanksgiving is the enemy of discontent and dissatisfaction. - Harry Ironside I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron Thanksgiving is the language of heaven, and we had better start to learn it if we are not to be mere dumb aliens there. - AJ Gossip An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18 At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin Got no checkbooks, got no banks, Still I'd like to express my thanks - I got the sun in the mornin' And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin see also Food & Turkey Sections Going Cold Turkey Grandma’s Beautiful Pies Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all! Ode To A Turkey Redneck Thanksgiving Redneck Turkey Shoot Run, Turkey, Run! Thanksgiving Harvest Time Too Much Turkey Turkey Recipe Turkey Weather Forecast ’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving |
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