Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A: He worked it out with a pencil.
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott
I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West
For a desperate disease, a desperate cure. - Latin Proverb
The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin
You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney
Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen
The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid
I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon
If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott
I speak two languages, English and Body. - Mae West
For a desperate disease, a desperate cure. - Latin Proverb
The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I feel young, but my body doesn't agree. - Bryant Gumbel
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown
The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca
Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan
A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? - George Carlin
You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. - C S Lewis
Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Chiropractor: A Doctor who works his fingers to the bone - yours - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart. - Dorothy Parker
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney
Mental will is a muscle that needs exercise, just like muscles of the body. - Lynn Jennings
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham
To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
A hospital should also have a recovery room adjoining the cashier's office. - Francis O'Walsh
The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown
Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke
When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
The French invented the only known cure for dandruff. It is called the guillotine. - P G Wodehouse
I recently became a Christian Scientist. It was the only health plan I could afford. - Betsy Salkind
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen
The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Twists are wonderful for whittling your waist, stretching your back, and detoxifying the body. - Mandy Ingber
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
'Tis not always in a physician's power to cure the sick; at times the disease is stronger than trained art. - Ovid
I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse
Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
It's a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate. - Dave Barry
Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body. - George Carlin
It is astonishing with how little reading a doctor can practice medicine, but is not astonishing how badly he may do it. - William Osler
My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden
Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok
A formal manipulator in mathematics often experiences the discomforting feeling that his pencil surpasses him in intelligence. - Howard Eves
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone
A good fart joke makes me bawl with laughter, so will somebody farting. And the word 'poo.' You can't beat a good poo joke. - Jenny Eclair
Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon
If you are going to win any battle, you have to do one thing. You have to make the mind run the body. Never let the body tell the mind what to do. - George S Patton
My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
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