Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A: He worked it out with a pencil.
The first wealth is health. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Anatomical: Joe-ks about the body - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung
Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton
What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown
Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown
Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen
A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. - Thomas Paine
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault
Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes
Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon
Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson
Anatomical: Joe-ks about the body - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I'm so mean, I make medicine sick. - Muhammad Ali
A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb
No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez
There is still no cure for the common birthday. - John Glenn
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. - Carl Jung
Psychoanalysis is the disease it claims to cure. - Karl Kraus
False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance. - King George V
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. - Irish Proverb
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals. - James Naismith
Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato
Dancing: The Highest Intelligence in the Freest Body. - Isadora Duncan
When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright
I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar
There is no physician who can cure the disease of love. - African Proverb
Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body. - Seneca
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton
He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb
The best cure for unrequited love: get to know them better. - Alain de Botton
What air is to the body, to feel understood is to the heart. - Stephen Covey
Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid
Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier
Of all ills that one endures, hope is a cheap and universal cure. - Abraham Cowley
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. - Dorothy Parker
There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel
There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
The good-news stories in medicine are early detection, early intervention. - Thomas R Insel
One of the major goals of health insurance reform is to bring down the cost. - Valerie Jarrett
In nothing do men more nearly approach the gods than in giving health to men. - Cicero
This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick makes it sound like there's a cure! - Unknown
If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb
The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown
Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. - Redd Foxx
Age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body. - Unknown
Diabetes is all about insulin levels and sugar levels and what you put in your body. - Jay Cutler
One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk
When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
My body is like breakfast, lunch, and dinner. I don't think about it, I just have it. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar
Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. - Caryn Leschen
A body of men holding themselves accountable to nobody ought not to be trusted by anybody. - Thomas Paine
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde
My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter
There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath
Genuine feelings cannot be produced, nor can they be eradicated. The body sticks to the facts. - Alice Miller
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith
The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
The average pencil is seven inches long, with just a half-inch eraser - in case you thought optimism was dead. - Robert Brault
Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton
What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope
Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
The soul is placed in the body like a rough diamond, and must be polished, or the luster of it will never appear. - Daniel Defoe
When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham
Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht
I chalk up the fact that I got diabetes to my body saying, 'Dude, you have been doing wrong for way too long!' - Randy Jackson
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain
There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes
Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon
Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible
Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso
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