FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL, 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR’S DOG
FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE... BETTER BE REWARD.
1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB - $850/offer
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO, EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
FULL SIZED MATTRESS. 20 YR. WARRANTY. LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
Lost - one upper dental plate by an alumnus in the vicinity of Psi Upsilon. Finder return to Psi U asth thoon asth pothible.
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY
BILL’S SEPTIC CLEANING “WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS”
SHAKESPEARE’S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER: “IF IT’S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!”
HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS - $175.
OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB AND IT’S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
ALZHEIMER’S CENTRE PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw
Window Shopping: Eye browsing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola
Eyebrows: What I do when I go shopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Tailor Shop: Last of the big-time menders - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Inequality of knowledge is the key to a sale. - Neil O Gustafson
Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A man without a smiling face should not open a shop. - Chinese Proverb
Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde
I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker
A shop should be like a song of which you never tire. - Harry Gordon Selfridge
Malaria: Several shopping centers close to each other - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her. - Marcelene Cox
A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying
I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller
Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein
Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears
My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray
When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler
Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek
Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown
I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright
I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay
Some wish to live within the sound of church or chapel bell; I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell. - C.T. Studd
People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan
When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner
Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
New Pasta Diet: Just walk pasta bakery without stopping. Walk pasta candy store without stopping. Walk pasta ice cream shop without stopping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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