![]() The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton Treat the patient, not the X-ray. - James M. Hunter One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown Joy is more divine than sorrow, for joy is bread and sorrow is medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher When rats infest the palace, a lame cat is better than the swiftest horse. - Chinese Proverb Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia see also Cat & Medical Sections Cat Got Your Tongue? Medical Breakthrough Reach For Your Dreams |
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