Cat Scan

Quick medical treatment from the dog



Dog giving a cat scan

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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard

Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet

Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron

The doctor is to be feared more than the disease. - French Proverb

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

If a man be great, even his dog will ear a proud look. - Japanese Proverb

A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Medicine is only for those who cannot imagine doing anything else. - Luanda Grazette

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body. - Winston Bennett

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

The best way to reduce the cost of medical care is to reduce the illness. - Arlen Specter

If I could be half the person my dog is, I'd be twice the human I am. - Unknown

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I am obsessed with Costco. I love the salmon and rotisserie chicken, the dog beds. - Kris Jenner

Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton

The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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