A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop an says, “About an hour and half.” The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.” In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, “Bill, where did he go when he left here?” Bill looked up and said, “To your house.” see also   Barber,  House,  Marriage  &  Security  Sections CATastrophe - How To Lionize Your Cat Chesthair Close Shave Fountain Of Youth Hair Ad - Just Add Self Hair Moan Therapy Hair Strengthener Haircut For Staff Meetings Head Path Horse Hair Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Taking Donations For Scissors   Dog Spa Pacman Skeleton Young Rock Star Shoplifter Warning Eavestrough Cat Bobbie Tickle Exhausting or Amewzing? World's First Hard Hat Cup on the Edge British Gas Meter Hot Summer Days Senior Protesters Microsoft Software Upgrade Mow Your Lawn Drinking Alone being Fearless Bible Bar A Good Woman Tunnel Face Wheelchair Access

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