A guy sticks his head in the barber shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves. A few days later, the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, “How long before I get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop full of customers and says, “About two hours.” The guy leaves. A week later, the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, “How long before I can get a haircut?” The barber looks around the shop an says, “About an hour and half.” The guy leaves. The barber looks over at a friend in the shop and says, “Hey Bill, follow that guy and see where he goes.” In a little while, Bill comes back into the shop laughing hysterically. The barber asks, “Bill, where did he go when he left here?” Bill looked up and said, “To your house.” see also   Barber,  House,  Marriage  &  Security  Sections CATastrophe - How To Lionize Your Cat Chesthair Close Shave Fountain Of Youth Hair Ad - Just Add Self Hair Moan Therapy Hair Strengthener Haircut For Staff Meetings Head Path Horse Hair Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Taking Donations For Scissors   2007 Ford Shelby GR1 Concept Car Starbucks' New Mega Coffee Chicks Be Like Made His Bed Mandeville Mascot Morning After Dog Thanks Granny Redneck Hands-Free Driving No Passing Lanes One-Knight Stands Live Long Street Texas Car Wash 1934 Modern Home Breakfast Cupcakes Microsoft Messenger - Prototype Five Firm Brakes Tire Dark Side Bus Stop Only in Las Vegas Sailing Duck Redneck Stairs

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