Bomb Squad Prank

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander

Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck