Bomb Squad Prank

Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Arguing with a fool proves there are two. - Doris M. Smith

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

First love is a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx

My imagination makes me human and makes me a fool; it gives me all the world and exiles me from it. - Ursula K. Le Guin

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

Men may change their climate, but they cannot change their nature. A man that goes out a fool cannot ride or sail himself into common sense. - Joseph Addison

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne