![]() Only a fool knows everything. - Maasai Proverb A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields Any fool can make a rule, and any fool will mind it. - Henry David Thoreau The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi No man really becomes a fool until he stops asking questions. - Charles P. Steinmetz A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim Nature never makes any blunders. When she makes a fool she means it. - Archibald Alexander Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself. - Charlie Chaplin He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. - Groucho Marx A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson The practical importance of the preservation of our forests is augmented by their relations to climate, soil and streams. - John Muir Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift Thirteen roadways lead through life To thirteen doors of death, Homeward from foolish fears and strife We float on failing breath. - Tao Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck see also Army, Practical & Security Sections Bad Timing for a Cymbal Wakeup Call Best Office Prank Bomb Squad Notice Crotch Rocket |
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