Bomb Squad Prank

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

Showing off is the fool's idea of glory. - Bruce Lee

Any fool can criticize, and many of them do. - Cyril Garbett

Foolish indeed are those who trust to fortune. - Lady Murasaki

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

A genius from nine to five - a fool at the weekends. - Unknown

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm. - Colette

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing. - Anatole France

He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose. - Jim Elliot

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck