A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.
However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.
“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.
“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”
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bsp; Bat Section
Aussie Batman
Baby Bat
Bartman
Bat Cat
Bat Control
Bat Flight
Bat House
Bat Man Cave
Bat Shade
Batman Beard
Batman Equation
Batman Recession
Batman Wannabes
Batmobile Parade
But I’m Batman
Drying Bats
Medieval Batman
Pet Bat
Secret Revealed
The Advantage of being Colour Blind
Vampire Drinks
Vantastic
Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs
I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney
Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope
Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth
None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry
Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson
No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder
On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer
We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman
If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi
If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby
If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs
I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney
Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope
Thou best philosopher, who yet dost keep/ Thy heritage, thou eye among the blind. - William Wordsworth
None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry
Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos
Always the cat remains a little beyond the limits we try to set for him in our blind folly. - Andre Norton
I have only one eye, I have a right to be blind sometimes... I really do not see the signal! - Horatio Nelson
No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I have to tell them that last night was a shameful train wreck filled with blind cuddly puppies. - Charlie Sheen
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
All satire is blind to the forces liberated by decay. Which is why total decay has absorbed the forces of satire. - Theodor Adorno
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
Sometimes, I feel I am really blessed to be blind because I probably would not last a minute if I were able to see things. - Stevie Wonder
On my income tax 1040 it says, "Check this box if you are blind." I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away. - Tom Lehrer
We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman
If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi
If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby
bsp; Bat Section
Aussie Batman
Baby Bat
Bartman
Bat Cat
Bat Control
Bat Flight
Bat House
Bat Man Cave
Bat Shade
Batman Beard
Batman Equation
Batman Recession
Batman Wannabes
Batmobile Parade
But I’m Batman
Drying Bats
Medieval Batman
Pet Bat
Secret Revealed
The Advantage of being Colour Blind
Vampire Drinks
Vantastic
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