A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.
However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.
“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.
“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”
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Ghost Writer: Spooksman - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino
Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil
I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen
Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley
It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus
What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire
The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller
Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin
The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel
With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle
Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho
I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field
All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino
Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil
I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen
Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley
It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. - Erasmus
What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller
The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire
The only thing worse than being blind is having sight but no vision. - Helen Keller
Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin
The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel
With most people disbelief in a thing is founded on a blind belief in some other thing. - Georg C. Lichtenberg
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle
Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho
I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field
All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy
When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
bsp; Bat Section
Aussie Batman
Baby Bat
Bartman
Bat Cat
Bat Control
Bat Flight
Bat House
Bat Man Cave
Bat Shade
Batman Beard
Batman Equation
Batman Recession
Batman Wannabes
Batmobile Parade
But I’m Batman
Drying Bats
Medieval Batman
Pet Bat
Secret Revealed
The Advantage of being Colour Blind
Vampire Drinks
Vantastic
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