A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.
However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.
“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.
“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”
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bsp; Bat Section
Aussie Batman
Baby Bat
Bartman
Bat Cat
Bat Control
Bat Flight
Bat House
Bat Man Cave
Bat Shade
Batman Beard
Batman Equation
Batman Recession
Batman Wannabes
Batmobile Parade
But I’m Batman
Drying Bats
Medieval Batman
Pet Bat
Secret Revealed
The Advantage of being Colour Blind
Vampire Drinks
Vantastic
Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West
If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown
Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder
The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw
We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda
Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West
If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? - Unknown
Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius
Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix
Blind don't mean you can't, you know, listen. - Stevie Wonder
The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain
When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw
We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien
Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda
bsp; Bat Section
Aussie Batman
Baby Bat
Bartman
Bat Cat
Bat Control
Bat Flight
Bat House
Bat Man Cave
Bat Shade
Batman Beard
Batman Equation
Batman Recession
Batman Wannabes
Batmobile Parade
But I’m Batman
Drying Bats
Medieval Batman
Pet Bat
Secret Revealed
The Advantage of being Colour Blind
Vampire Drinks
Vantastic
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