Bat Flying Blind

Blind as a bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”


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I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

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I was deaf and dumb and blind to all but me, myself and I. - Loretta Young

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

Sometimes justice is at its most merciful when it's blind. - Nancy Gibbs

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

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Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see. - Mark Twain

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Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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25-Nov-2020