A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.
However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.
“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.
“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”
A full mind is an empty baseball bat. - Branch Rickey
If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
Love is not merely blind but mentally afflicted. - Alice Thomas Ellis
What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey
The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King
Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman
Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney
There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George
To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton
None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson
No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Asking someone to describe what something sounds like is like telling a blind person to guess what I look like. - Chester Bennington
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
The moment we want to believe something, we suddenly see all the arguments for it, and become blind to the arguments against it. - George Bernard Shaw
We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem
You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville
You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X
Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind
If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby
This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien
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