A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.
However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.
“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.
“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.
“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”
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bsp; Bat Section
Aussie Batman
Baby Bat
Bartman
Bat Cat
Bat Control
Bat Flight
Bat House
Bat Man Cave
Bat Shade
Batman Beard
Batman Equation
Batman Recession
Batman Wannabes
Batmobile Parade
But I’m Batman
Drying Bats
Medieval Batman
Pet Bat
Secret Revealed
The Advantage of being Colour Blind
Vampire Drinks
Vantastic
Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil
If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown
It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer
It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen
If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller
When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar
Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant
The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding
I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin
There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry
The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx
Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck
The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso
If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi
The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem
If love be blind, love cannot hit the mark. - William Shakespeare
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta
An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi
Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen
Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown
It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs
Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund
Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer
It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash
Blind faith in your leaders, or in anything, will get you killed. - Bruce Springsteen
If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller
When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into matrimony. - George Farquhar
Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant
The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding
I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin
There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
None so deaf as those that will not hear. None so blind as those that will not see. - Matthew Henry
The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx
Because you're not what I would have you be, I blind myself to who, in truth, you are. - Madeleine L'Engle
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Your desires and true beliefs have a way of playing blind man's bluff. You must corner the inner facts. - David Seabury
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson
Whoever said love is blind is dead wrong. Love is the only thing that lets us see each other with the remotest accuracy. - Martha Beck
The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso
If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi
The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem
bsp; Bat Section
Aussie Batman
Baby Bat
Bartman
Bat Cat
Bat Control
Bat Flight
Bat House
Bat Man Cave
Bat Shade
Batman Beard
Batman Equation
Batman Recession
Batman Wannabes
Batmobile Parade
But I’m Batman
Drying Bats
Medieval Batman
Pet Bat
Secret Revealed
The Advantage of being Colour Blind
Vampire Drinks
Vantastic
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