Bat Flying Blind

Blind as a bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”


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Ghost: A shadow of its former self - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

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An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Blessed are the blind, for they know not enough to ask why. - Ernest Renan

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

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Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

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Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

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The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

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All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

If I had a choice, I would still choose to remain blind... for when I die, the first face I will ever see will be the face of my blessed Saviour. - Fanny Crosby


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28-Sep-2021