![]() A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk Middle age is when your classmates are so grey and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor His mind is concrete and fastidious, His nose is remarkably big; His visage is more or less hideous, His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear see also Bald Section 2004 Tattoo Of The Year A New Era Ajay With Heron His Chest American Mustache Attentive Student Bald Plug Big Hairbrush Braid Hair Pair Braided Mohawk Chesthair Christmas Haircut Close Shave Community Service Haircut Dog Haircut Dog Wash Donald Trump’s Dog Elephant Haircut Facial Hair Fountain Of Youth Frequent FlyHair Green Beards Hair Ad - Just Add Self Hair Cut Toupée Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times Hair Moan Therapy Hair Safety Hair Strengthener Haircut For Staff Meetings Hairstyle Of The Year Head Path Helmet Full Of Hair Horse Hair Horse Hairstyle How Not To Cut Your Wife’s Hair Letting Your Hair Down Long Hair Van MintHair Gardens Horse Mane Macramé Kiwi Hair Brush Klingon Haircut Lego Haircut Letting Your Hair Down Lizard Hair Style Lizard Hairstyle Lumex Pigtail MintHair Gardens Not-So-Bald Eagle Pineapple Hairstyle PonyTale Rat Cut Religious Haircuts Rudolf Hairstyle Scottish Haircut Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace SUV Haircut Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Taking Donations For Scissors The Busy Barber Tree That’s A Head Of Its Time Trump Hair Trade Agreement Two Face Ugly Haircut |
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