Bald Pill

What the Baldness Pill isn’t...





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Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat? - Dr Gonzo

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I can't disguise myself with a wig and dark glasses - the wheelchair gives me away. - Stephen Hawking

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah


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A New Era
Ajay With Heron His Chest
American Mustache
Attentive Student
Bald Plug
Big Hairbrush
Braid Hair Pair
Braided Mohawk
Chesthair
Christmas Haircut
Close Shave
Community Service Haircut
Dog Haircut
Dog Wash
Donald Trump’s Dog
Elephant Haircut
Facial Hair
Fountain Of Youth
Frequent FlyHair
Green Beards
Hair Ad - Just Add Self
Hair Cut Toupée
Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times
Hair Moan Therapy
Hair Safety
Hair Strengthener
Haircut For Staff Meetings
Hairstyle Of The Year
Head Path
Helmet Full Of Hair
Horse Hair
Horse Hairstyle
How Not To Cut Your Wife’s Hair
Letting Your Hair Down
Long Hair Van
MintHair Gardens
Horse Mane Macramé
Kiwi Hair Brush
Klingon Haircut
Lego Haircut
Letting Your Hair Down
Lizard Hair Style
Lizard Hairstyle
Lumex Pigtail
MintHair Gardens
Not-So-Bald Eagle
Pineapple Hairstyle
PonyTale
Rat Cut
Religious Haircuts
Rudolf Hairstyle
Scottish Haircut
Seinfeld Haircut
Shaved by Grace
SUV Haircut
Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet
Taking Donations For Scissors
The Busy Barber
Tree That’s A Head Of Its Time
Trump Hair Trade Agreement
Two Face
Ugly Haircut

 

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31-May-2020