Bald Pill

What the Baldness Pill isn’t...





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A wig is a wig is a wig. - Billy Zane

Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb

The drowning man grips to his own hair. - Greek Proverb

Honeycomb: Hair styling tool used by bees - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan

A hair on the head is worth two on the brush. - Oliver Herford

A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library? - Lily Tomlin

I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud

If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle. - Hillary Clinton

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin

I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald, but if he has fire, women will like him. - Mae West

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Our oldest son was trying to find himself for about a year. Then one day he got a haircut, and found himself. - Phil Callaway

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

You know, sometimes I feel well and vital in the world, and sometimes I just feel so distressed I want to pull my hair out by the roots. - Sharon Stone


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A New Era
Ajay With Heron His Chest
American Mustache
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Bald Plug
Big Hairbrush
Braid Hair Pair
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Chesthair
Christmas Haircut
Close Shave
Community Service Haircut
Dog Haircut
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Donald Trump’s Dog
Elephant Haircut
Facial Hair
Fountain Of Youth
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Green Beards
Hair Ad - Just Add Self
Hair Cut Toupée
Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times
Hair Moan Therapy
Hair Safety
Hair Strengthener
Haircut For Staff Meetings
Hairstyle Of The Year
Head Path
Helmet Full Of Hair
Horse Hair
Horse Hairstyle
How Not To Cut Your Wife’s Hair
Letting Your Hair Down
Long Hair Van
MintHair Gardens
Horse Mane Macramé
Kiwi Hair Brush
Klingon Haircut
Lego Haircut
Letting Your Hair Down
Lizard Hair Style
Lizard Hairstyle
Lumex Pigtail
MintHair Gardens
Not-So-Bald Eagle
Pineapple Hairstyle
PonyTale
Rat Cut
Religious Haircuts
Rudolf Hairstyle
Scottish Haircut
Seinfeld Haircut
Shaved by Grace
SUV Haircut
Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet
Taking Donations For Scissors
The Busy Barber
Tree That’s A Head Of Its Time
Trump Hair Trade Agreement
Two Face
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25-May-2022