A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.
The Doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”
The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother... he’s an idiot!”
Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise,” the Doctor says.
The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the Doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”
The Doctor replies, “Denephew.”
How to choose the perfect baby name
The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens
There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers
A babysitter should at least be out of puberous. - Archie Bunker
No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
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