A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.
The Doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”
The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother... he’s an idiot!”
Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise,” the Doctor says.
The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the Doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”
The Doctor replies, “Denephew.”
How to choose the perfect baby name
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
A babysitter should at least be out of puberous. - Archie Bunker
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets
Feedback: The inevitable result when your baby doesn’t appreciate the strained carrots - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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