A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.
The Doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”
The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother... he’s an idiot!”
Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise,” the Doctor says.
The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the Doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”
The Doctor replies, “Denephew.”
How to choose the perfect baby name
The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra
A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark
Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw
Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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