A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.
The Doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”
The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother... he’s an idiot!”
Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise,” the Doctor says.
The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the Doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”
The Doctor replies, “Denephew.”
How to choose the perfect baby name
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant
The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson
Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
A baby is an inestimable blessing and a bother. - Mark Twain
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Nipper: Baby crab - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
Arthritis: Twinges in the hinges. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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