Baby Names - Denise and Denephew

When brother helps with naming the twins


A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.

Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.

The Doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother... he’s an idiot!”

Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise,” the Doctor says.

The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the Doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”
The Doctor replies, “Denephew.”


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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

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Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown


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05-Aug-2020