A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.
The Doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”
The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother... he’s an idiot!”
Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise,” the Doctor says.
The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the Doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”
The Doctor replies, “Denephew.”
How to choose the perfect baby name
Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller
When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield
Of the two lots, the woman's lot of perpetual motherhood, and the man's of perpetual babyhood, I prefer the man's. - Bernard Shaw
The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre
You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown
Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning
The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood
Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown
Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin
A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown
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