A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.
The Doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”
The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother... he’s an idiot!”
Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise,” the Doctor says.
The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the Doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”
The Doctor replies, “Denephew.”
How to choose the perfect baby name
The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker
Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth
I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller
I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield
Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown
Happiness was born a twin. - Lord Byron
I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen
I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson
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Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez
A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies
Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman
People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke
An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria
Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Arthritis: Twinges in the hinges. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Titillate: A tardy meal for a breast-fed baby - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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