An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
“Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.”
“Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.”
“That’s fine. Another thing, ma’am. I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That’s cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!”
Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.
“Well, dear, what exactly did he say?”
“He said the reflector is broken.”
“I can fix that in two minutes. What else?”
“I’m not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake...”
Mayor: A he-horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II
Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare
Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II
Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Reindeer: A horse with a hat rack - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker
A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare
Installment: Putting a horse in his stall - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley
Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill
A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown
Absent-Mindedness: Searching for the horse you are riding - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
Riding: The art of keeping a horse between yourself and the ground - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields
There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens
Sherbet: 1. A horse that can't lose; 2. A tip on a horse race or sporting event. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon
An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown
Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie
A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson
Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel
Tension: 1. The price you pay for being a race horse instead of a plow horse; 2. What the sergeant shouts to his soldiers. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
see also Amish, Horse & Mechanic Sections
Amish 3 Horsepower Country Camper
Amish Airlines – Maiden Voyage
Amish Elevator View
Amish Friends
Amish Man’s Occupation
Amish Prom Limo
Amish Smart Car
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