An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. Whoa! A brake for horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Install: Where you keep your horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas The speed of a runaway horse counts for nothing. - Jean Cocteau The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman Giftedness is your accelerator; wisdom is your brake. - Gerald Brooks You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb The only thing worse than beating a dead horse is betting on one. - Relient K It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb Unicorn: 1. A single blemish on the foot; 2. A horse with a point of view. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin see also Amish, Horse & Mechanic Sections Amish 3 Horsepower Country Camper Amish Airlines – Maiden Voyage Amish Elevator View Amish Friends Amish Man’s Occupation Amish Prom Limo Amish Smart Car Fire Truck Parts |
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