An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II Act like a horse. Be dumb. Just run. - Unknown Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith Marry me and I'll never look at another horse! - Groucho Marx This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse. - Napoleon Bonaparte A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. - Adlai Stevenson There is nothing so strong or safe in an emergency of life as the simple truth. - Charles Dickens In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker Faith is a fine invention When Gentlemen can see - But Microscopes are prudent In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan Flaming enthusiasm, backed up by horse sense and persistence, is the quality that most frequently makes for success. - Dale Carnegie Do you ever get halfway through eating a horse and go, 'You know, I'm not as hungry as I thought I was'? - Tim Vinel I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin see also Amish, Horse & Mechanic Sections Amish 3 Horsepower Country Camper Amish Airlines – Maiden Voyage Amish Elevator View Amish Friends Amish Man’s Occupation Amish Prom Limo Amish Smart Car Fire Truck Parts |
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