Salmon Fight - Only the Tastiest, Most Tender Salmon  (2.0M)

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

Never fight an inanimate object. - P J O'Rourke

Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Great managers fight for their people. - Liz Brenner

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

If you try to fight the course, it will beat you. - Lou Holtz

I'd rather write about polar bears than people. - Mary Oliver

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head. - Sally Kempton

Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! - Dr. Strangelove

When somebody challenges you, fight back. Be brutal, be tough. - Donald Trump

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Learn to value yourself, which means: fight for your happiness. - Ayn Rand

Habitat: Place where a particular species of fish was last week - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

Sooner or later, even the fastest runners have to stand and fight. - Stephen King

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

It's not the size of the man in the fight, but the size of the fight in the man. - Unknown

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead

Years ago, I predicted that Iran would take over Iraq. Iran and Iraq used to fight back and forth. - Donald Trump

Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

Fisherman: A sportsman, who sometimes catches a big fish by patience, sometimes by luck, but most often by the tale - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Bamboo: Eye-pleasing, but extremely expensive and difficult-to-maintain type of rod, used primarily by anglers who fish for compliments. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo

The Cross! There, and there only though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave; There and there only, is the power to save. - William Cowper

Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds