Redneck End Table  (4.8M)

Beer speaks. People mumble. - Tony McGee

Keep calm and run the table. - Unknown

Payday came and with it beer. - Rudyard Kipling

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

Wherever I sit is the head of the table. - H.L. Mencken

You can never buy beer, you just rent it. - Archie Bunker

At a round table there is no dispute about place. - Italian Proverb

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel, if you will. - Homer Simpson

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

The Meathead swooped down on the table like a plague of crocuses. - Archie Bunker

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

In heaven there is no beer...
That's why we drink ours here. - Unknown

The man who can dominate a London dinner-table can dominate the world. - Oscar Wilde

The colder the X-Ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. - Steven Wright

I did not literally paint that table, but the emotion it produces upon me. - Henri Matisse

Thirteen at a table is unlucky only when the hostess has only twelve chops. - Groucho Marx

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners. - George Mikes

Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs. - W S Gilbert

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Bad Luck: To have thirteen people seated at the table when you’re paying for the drinks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray

Life as pool table,
White is focus,
Others, targets.
Stick is your driving force! - Stricketer

For a great gaming experience, make sure the rails, cushion and slate of the pool table are of the best quality. - Unknown

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

Not all chemicals are bad. Without hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer. - Dave Barry

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

If you sang "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" and counted all the numbers mentioned throughout the entire song, it would add up to 14,850. - Joe-kster

You need the kind of objectivity that makes you forget everything you've heard, clear the table, and do a factual study like a scientist would. - Steve Wozniak