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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

There is no Nobel Prize for fact-checking. - John Oliver

Toronto: A kind of New York operated by the Swiss - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The virtue lies in the struggle, not in the prize. - Richard Monckton Milnes

In war there is no second prize for the runner-up. - Omar Bradley

Awards are like piles. Sooner or later, every bum gets one. - Maureen Lipman

The only thing Cy Young didn't win was the Cy Young Award. - Joe Torre

As a prize - a beautiful riding mower with optional ass scratcher! - Unknown

Prizes are like sashes, you can wear them and be Miss World for a bit. - Martin Amis

Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award. - Billy Wilder

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands. - H L Mencken

Getting an award from TV is like being kissed by someone with bad breath. - Mason Williams

To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal. - Mark Twain

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. - Jack Benny

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

My career must be slipping. This is the first time I've been available to pick up an award. - Michael Caine

Do not trust your memory; it is a net full of holes; the most beautiful prizes slip through it. - George Duhamel

I really wanted the MTV Award the most, It was a golden popcorn container and it looks really neat. - Kirsten Dunst

Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damage awards. - Jodi Picoult

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn't even get nominated for an Academy Award. - Bill Murray

I like cast iron coated with enamel for longevity and forgiveness if I happen to take my eyes off the prize while pouring Chianti. - Mario Batali

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

No one undertakes research in physics with the intention of winning a prize. It is the joy of discovering something no one knew before. - Stephen Hawking

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson


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01-Aug-2021