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Different Ways To Spell Bob
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Do You Hear a Phone? by Isabel Ringing
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Employment Handbook by Ernie Living
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Ex-Presidential Retreat by Kenny Bunkport
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Famous Philosophers by Sew-crates
Fastest Gun In The West by Everett DeReady
Fat Lady In The Sideshow by Ellie Funt
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Fifty Yards To The Outhouse by Willy Makit and Betty Won’t
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Financial Insecurity by Wilma Moneylast
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Fix Your Car! by Mick Annick
Fish Story by Rod Enreel
Fixing Computer Programs by Dee Bugger
Flips And Tumbles by Jim Nastics
Flogging In The Army by Corporal Punishment
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Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks by Paul Bunion
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Hope For The Blind by Wanda C. Moore
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Hunger In America by Heywood Jafeedme
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Race To The Outhouse illustrated by Betty Dont
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Little men are fond of long titles. - German Proverb
We can close the books on infectious diseases. - William H Stewart
I lived in books more than I lived anywhere else. - Neil Gaiman
Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright
You can learn a line from a win and a book from a defeat. - Paul Brown
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
Dreams are illustrations from the book your soul is writing about you. - Marsha Norman
A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book. - Ernest Hemingway
I can't imagine a man really enjoying a book and reading it only once. - C S Lewis
Giving your book to Hollywood is like turning your daughter over to a pimp. - Tom Clancy
I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf
Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert
If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields
It is my custom to call this book 'An Anatomy of All the Parts of the Soul.' - John Calvin
Trouble is, by the time you can read a girl like a book, your library card has expired. - Milton Berle
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain
Having your book turned into a movie is like seeing your oxen turned into bouillon cubes. - John Le Carre
All good books have one thing in common - they are truer than if they had really happened. - Ernest Hemingway
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns
Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell
There are two motives for reading a book; one, that you enjoy it; the other, that you can boast about it. - Bertrand Russell
Our Lord has written the promise of the resurrection, not in books alone but in every leaf in springtime. - Martin Luther
My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich
If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking. - Haruki Murakami
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle
Book: A depository of knowledge which a student will try to stay awake long enough to read the night before finals - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx
When you read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. - Clifton Fadiman
Many Muslims may not seek to kill the infidel, but they don't want to condemn those carrying out the holy book command. - Monica Crowley
Laughter is healing and helpful and fun, and I see my role as an entertainer, and I want readers to leave my books smiling. - Gail Carriger
The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal
Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers. - Charles W. Eliot
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