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Different Ways To Spell Bob
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Do You Hear a Phone? by Isabel Ringing
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Employment Handbook by Ernie Living
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Ex-Presidential Retreat by Kenny Bunkport
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Famous Philosophers by Sew-crates
Fastest Gun In The West by Everett DeReady
Fat Lady In The Sideshow by Ellie Funt
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Fifty Yards To The Outhouse by Willy Makit and Betty Won’t
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Financial Insecurity by Wilma Moneylast
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Fix Your Car! by Mick Annick
Fish Story by Rod Enreel
Fixing Computer Programs by Dee Bugger
Flips And Tumbles by Jim Nastics
Flogging In The Army by Corporal Punishment
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Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks by Paul Bunion
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Hope For The Blind by Wanda C. Moore
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Hunger In America by Heywood Jafeedme
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Race To The Outhouse illustrated by Betty Dont
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Why Amy Walked To School by Mr. Bus
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Without Warning by Oliver Sudden
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Yellow River by I. P. Nightly
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Years teach us more than books. - Berthold Auerbach
Beware the man of a single book. - Bertrand Russell
No furniture so charming as books. - Sydney Smith
Books and chocolate make life bearable. - Unknown
When I want to read a book, I write one. - Benjamin Disraeli
Honesty if the first chapter in the book of wisdom. - Thomas Jefferson
That Book, sir, is the Rock on which our Republic rests. - Andrew Jackson
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. - Steven Wright
If you really want to know yourself, start by writing a book. - Shereen El Feki
The success that the Tolkien books had redefined modern fantasy. - George R.R. Martin
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Markus Herz
It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read books of quotations. - Winston Churchill
Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis
The best leaders are the most dedicated learners. Read great books daily. - Robin Sharma
A good book is like an unreachable itch. You just can't leave it alone. - Laura Bush
Next to acquiring good friends, the best acquisition is that of good books. - Charles Caleb Colton
One always tends to overpraise a long book, because one has got through it. - E M Forster
The worst thing about new books is that they keep us from reading the old ones. - John Wooden
When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book - I'll waste no time reading it. - Moses Hadas
The summer movies are coming out! My advice: just stay home and burn a good book. - Stephen Colbert
If you are your worst critic, don't be angry if others try to claim the title. - Faydra D. Fields
The books that the world calls immoral are books that show the world its own shame. - Oscar Wilde
Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero
Internet: The best library in the world, but with all its books strewn across the floor - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain
All modern American literature comes from one book by Mark Twain called Huckleberry Finn. - Ernest Hemingway
You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M.D. after them. - Arnold Palmer
Some books are to be tasted, others to be swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested. - Francis Bacon
If one cannot enjoy reading a book over and over again, there is no use in reading it at all. - Oscar Wilde
Yearbook: A book containing student pictures that will keep getting nerdier as the years go by - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two. - George Burns
Book Review: A brief but informative essay that spares readers the ordeal of digesting an actual book - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich
Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey
I heard his library burned down and both books were destroyed - and one of them hadn't even been colored in yet. - Robertson Davies
The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney
A manager is a title, it does not guarantee success. Coaching is an action, not a title and actions will result in successes. - Catherine Pulsifer
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