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Yeah, Freedom!

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Yeah, Freedom! thanks to Robert Malone

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Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

I not only knew Houdini, but we had a very lovely relationship. I really though we had something going, and then the son of a gun disappeared. - Betty White

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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