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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Peace, Prosperity, Progress - Dwight Eisenhower

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

Peace - that was the other name for home. - Kathleen Norris

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

My peace I leave with you, my peace I give unto you. - John 14:27

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

For people who like peace and quiet: a phoneless cord. - Unknown

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

A crust eaten in peace is better than a banquet partaken in anxiety. - Aesop

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. - James H. Boren

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

When you find peace within yourself, you become the kind of person who can live at peace with others. - Peace Pilgrim

Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask, and he will tell you the truth. - Oscar Wilde

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

God cannot give us a happiness and peace apart from Himself, because it is not there. There is no such thing. - C S Lewis

Behind this mask there is more than just flesh. Beneath this mask there is an idea... and ideas are bulletproof. - Alan Moore

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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