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What Trudeau Looks Like

Justin wearing his true Emperor's clothing

What Trudeau Looks Like thanks to Freedom Fighters

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Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few. - George Bernard Shaw

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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