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Trucker Convoy Commitment

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Trucker Convoy Commitment thanks to Robert Malone

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Passion is easy; commitment is tough. - Celia Barbour

Vanguard: A person who protects trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A commitment and a promise are not the same thing. - Bruce King

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

If you deny yourself commitment, what can you do with your life? - Harvey Fierstein

A real New Yorker likes the sound of a garbage truck in the morning. - R.L. Stine

If an Englishman gets run down by a truck he apologizes to the truck. - Jackie Mason

I also do my own processing, so it means a big commitment in lab time. - Leonard Nimoy

LAN: To borrow as in, 'Hey Delbert! LAN me yore truck.'” - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pickup artist: An artist whose specialty is painting pictures of trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Integrity is keeping a commitment even after circumstances have changed. - David Jeremiah

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You ain't going nowhere, son. You ought to go back to driving a truck. - Jim Denny

I see religion more as a truck stop on your way to figuring out who you are. - Brad Pitt

Anything less than a commitment to excellence is an acceptance of mediocrity. - Vince Lombardi

Unless commitment is made, there are only promises and hopes... but no plans. - Peter F Drucker

When you make a commitment, you build hope. When you keep it, you build trust. - Unknown

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Blind commitment to a theory is not an intellectual virtue: it is an intellectual crime. - Imre Lakatos

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

Growing up, I'd just be at home, playing tennis, spending my allowance on an ice-cream truck. - Venus Williams

Everything's challenging for me, singing-wise. I'm like an old truck with one gear left on it. - Michael McDonald

Unlucky: Crossing the street to avoid walking under a ladder and getting hit by a truck full of horseshoes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anything less than a conscious commitment to the important is an unconscious commitment to the unimportant. - Stephen R Covey

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Truck Driver: 1. A man who has the opportunity to run into so many nice people; 2. A guy who goes the route. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unless I understand the Cross, I cannot understand why my commitment to what is right must be precedence over what I prefer. - Ravi Zacharias

Dubmerol: When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Individual commitment to a group effort - that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work. - Vince Lombardi

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through. - Zig Ziglar

Jawjuh: (Southern) A highly flammable state just north of Florida. Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck." - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

The difference between involvement and commitment is like an eggs and ham breakfast: the chicken was involved, the pig was committed. - Unknown

The quality of a person's life is directly proportional to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi


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