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WEF Social Responsibility

Expanding the gap between Rich and Mega-Rich

WEF Social Responsibility thanks to Robert Malone

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Kinship: Your rich Uncle's boat - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A rich man has no need of character. - Hebrew Proverb

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

You can never be too rich or too thin. - Wallis W Simpson

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

LAN Down Under: Local Area Network in Australia - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

Riches don't make a man rich, they only make him busier. - Christopher Columbus

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The price you pay for being powerful and being rich is to be hated. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

We are rich only through what we give, and poor only through what we refuse. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

I shall make electricity so cheap that only the rich can afford to burn candles. - Thomas Edison

In this world it is not what we take up, but what we give up, that makes us rich. - Henry Ward Beecher

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

When a man's stomach is full it makes no difference whether he is rich or poor. - Euripides

How easy it is for a man to die rich, if he will but be contented to live miserable. - Henry Fielding

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

You cannot sift out the poor from the community. The poor are indispensable to the rich. - Henry Ward Beacher

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown

Bill Gates is a very rich man today, and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions. - Dave Barry

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Everybody should get rich and famous and do everything they ever dreamed of so they can see that it's not the answer. - Jim Carrey

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

Written laws are like spider's webs; they will catch the weak and poor, but would be torn in pieces by the rich and powerful. - Anacharsis

A problem occurs when people want the benefits of a relationship with God without the responsibilities of a relationship with God. - Jim Herring

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

It is often easier to make progress on mega-ambitious dreams. Since no one else is crazy enough to do it, you have little competition. - Larry Page

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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