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Never trust sheep. - Ryan Stiles

Colic: A sheep dog - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Unclaimed Baby Sheep: No man's lamb - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? - George Carlin

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He who becomes a sheep is eaten by the wolf. - Greek Proverb

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

If you make yourselves sheep, the wolves will eat you. - Benjamin Franklin

He that makes himself a sheep shall be eaten by a wolf. - Italian Proverb

Checkroom: Where the sheep are separated from the coats - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Water, air, and cleanliness are the chief articles in my pharmacy. - Napoleon Bonaparte

If you can't sleep do not count the sheep, worship the Shepherd. - Unknown

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

The shepherd always tries to persuade the sheep that their interests and his own are the same. - Stendhal

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Ram: 1. Lamb's daddy; 2. The hydraulic thingy that makes the woodsplitter work; 3. A sheep that always butts in. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis


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