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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

The world is governed by opinion. - William E. Channing

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Politics makes strange postmasters. - Kin Hubbard

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Erection: When Japanese go to vote. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II

Intelligence has nothing to do with politics. - Londo Molari

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Idealism loses to pragmatism when it comes to winning elections. - Danny Strong

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session. - Mark Twain

Everyone wants to eat at the government's table, but nobody wants to do the dishes. - Werner Finck

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

We are discreet sheep; we wait to see how the drove is going, and then go with the drove. - Mark Twain

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. - Will Rogers

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time. - E.B. White

They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. - Clare Boothe Luce

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

We're at a point in history where everyone needs to pay attention to politics. Too much is at stake for us to be apathetic. - Kevin Costner

I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge


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