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Home Grown Security Threat

Trudeau invokes Emergencies Act to shut down Canadian protests

Home Grown Security Threat thanks to Robert Malone

Trudeau declares state of emergency over legal, peaceful protests against Covid-19 Mandates by the Canadian Trucker Convoy

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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood

In Canada, things are very honest. - Jim Pattison

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

He prefers the security of known misery to the misery of unfamiliar insecurity. - Sheldon B. Kopp

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I could take the country over in about two days. - Jon Stewart

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Canada is a balloon-puncturing country. You are not really allowed to be an icon unless you also make an idiot of yourself. - Margaret Atwood

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

Accountant: 1. A noble insect; 2. A dutiful book balancer whose role within a corporation is to protect it from creative ideas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat


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