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Home Grown Security Threat

Trudeau invokes Emergencies Act to shut down Canadian protests

Home Grown Security Threat thanks to Robert Malone

Trudeau declares state of emergency over legal, peaceful protests against Covid-19 Mandates by the Canadian Trucker Convoy

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

In Canada, nobody is ever overthrown because nobody gives a damn. - Mordecai Richler

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

You cannot protect yourself from sadness without protecting yourself from happiness. - Jonathan S Foer

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. - Lord Chesterfield

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law. - Stockwell Day

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Enthusiasm is the best protection in any situation. Wholeheartedness is contagious. Give yourself if you wish to get others. - David Seabury

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

There is nothing more majestic than the determined courage of individuals willing to suffer and sacrifice for their freedom and dignity. - Martin Luther King Jr

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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