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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg
Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou
Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown
We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch
Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member
The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey
When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis
Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks
This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott
Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs
Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck
Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou
Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown
We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch
Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson
We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member
The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg
Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope
Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump
The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech
Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar
150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey
When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis
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