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Plandemic Puppet

It's NOT about a Virus!

Plandemic Puppet thanks to Robert Malone

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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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