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Pail-Worthy thanks to Karen Moore

After the Canadian Senate forces Trudeau to revoke the Emergencies Act, Trudeau quietly introduces mandatory vaccination into the Canadian Labour Code... What doesn't Trudeau understand about the democratic Canadian Charter of Rights while he continues his act of Hide and Seek, avoiding any public discussion?

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Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

A week is a long time in politics. - Harold Wilson

Politics is war by other measures. - Steve Bannon

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

Don't vote; it only encourages them. - Unknown

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

You campaign in poetry; you govern in prose. - Mario Cuomo

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business. - Winston Churchill

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

In politics, a lie unanswered becomes truth within 24 hours. - Willie Brown

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

Bad politicians are sent to Washington by good people who don't vote. - William E. Simon

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Canada is a good country to be from. It has a gentler slower pace - it lends perspective. - Paul Anka

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey


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