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Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

The bad guys always get a vote. - Navy saying

Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

One cannot govern with "buts." - Charles de Gaulle

An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Talk is cheap... except when Congress does it. - Unknown

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Politics is just show business for ugly people. - Jay Leno

We are all of us the worse for too much liberty. - Terence

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese? - Charles de Gaulle

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

Freedom is always and exclusively freedom for the one who thinks differently. - Rosa Luxemburg

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Whenever a fellow tells me he's bipartisan, I know he's going to vote against me. - Harry S Truman

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

It's our experience that political leaders don't always mean the opposite of what they say. - Abba Eban

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress. - Ronald Reagan

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

In politics, as in womanizing, failure is decisive. It sheds its retrospective gloom on earlier endeavor which at the time seemed full of promise. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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