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2022 Nobel Medicine Prize

Celebrating a quick resolution to the global plandemic

2022 Nobel Medicine Prize thanks to Robert Malone

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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

Peace, Prosperity, Progress - Dwight Eisenhower

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe it is peace for our time. - Neville Chamberlain

Marchin' in all the peace riots. - Archie Bunker

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no Nobel Prize for fact-checking. - John Oliver

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I am at peace with God. My conflict is with Man. - Charlie Chaplin

The highest peace is the peace between opposites. - Leonid Brezhnev

Peace is when time doesn't matter as it passes by. - Maria Schell

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Learning to ignore things is one of the great paths to inner peace. - Robert J Sawyer

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

The General was essentially a man of peace, except in his domestic life. - Oscar Wilde

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Be selective in your battles. Sometimes peace is better than being right. - Unknown

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The first and fundamental law of nature is to seek out peace and follow it. - Thomas Hobbes

If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace. - Thomas Paine

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

We can never obtain peace in the outer world until we make peace with ourselves. - Dalai Lama

He that would live in peace and at ease must not speak all he knows or all he sees. - Benjamin Franklin

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

True and solemn meaning of Christmas, which is a time for peace and quiet contemptation. - Archie Bunker

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Music is the language of the spirit. It opens the secret of life bringing peace, abolishing strife. - Kahlil Gibran

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

I am one of those who think, like Nobel, that humanity will draw more good than evil from new discoveries. - Marie Curie

Lord, if it's not your will, let it slip through my grasp. And give me the peace not to worry about it. - Tony A. Gaskins Jr.

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Only in peace do we have joy. Not by acquiring things, not by doing things, not by earning or learning, but by dedication. - Swami Satchidananda

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

The people of the world genuinely want peace. Some day the leaders of the world are going to have to give in and give it to them. - Dwight D Eisenhower

When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace. - George Bernard Shaw

Nothing is more precious for our people than peace, but it is not something that can be achieved if we simply crave and beg for it. - Kim Jong-Un

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

The day I understood everything, was the day I stopped trying to figure everything out. The day I knew peace was the day I let everything go. - C. JoyBell

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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