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Freedom is like oxygen. - Slavomir Rawicz

Fatigue is the best pillow. - Benjamin Franklin

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Liberty, once lost, is lost forever. - John Adams

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

An educated people can be easily governed. - Frederick II

You'll be turned into a pillow of salt. - Archie Bunker

In a democracy, dissent is an act of faith. - J. William Fulbright

Every country has the government it deserves. - Joseph de Maistre

I never vote for anyone; I always vote against. - WC Fields

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

I have no ambition to govern men; it is a painful and thankless office. - Thomas Jefferson

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office. - Will Rogers

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

American Politics: A form of socialism for the rich, including the politicians. - Gregory Nunn

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

We are living in the excesses of freedom. Just take a look at 42nd Street and Broadway. - Will Durant

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors. - Plato

No one realizes how beautiful it is to travel until he comes home and rests his head on his old, familiar pillow. - Lin Yutang

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

I have certain rules I live by. My first rule: I don't believe anything the government tells me. Nothing. Zero. - George Carlin

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Man's capacity for justice makes democracy possible, but man's inclination to injustice makes democracy necessary. - Reinhold Niebuhr

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Freedom comes only to those who no longer ask of life that it shall yield them any of those personal goods that are subject to the mutations of time. - Bertrand Russell


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