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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Gun Control: Using both hands - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

The gun is not out of Irish politics. - Ian Paisley

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Life is a relationship between molecules. - Linus Pauling

Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown

Deer hunting would be fine sport, if only the deer had guns. - W S Gilbert

Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? - Mae West

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Guns don't kill people. Dads with pretty daughters kill people. - Unknown

Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

When you're catching flack you know that you're over the target. - Andrew Wommack

Window: 1. A looking-out glass; 2. Place in the truck to hang your guns. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Find someone who will change your life, not just your relationship status. - Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

Your heaviest artillery will be your will to live. Keep that big gun going. - Norman Cousins

You can get a lot farther with a kind word and a gun than a kind word alone. - Al Capone

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

There's something fundamentally wrong with bringing a knife to a gun fight. - Sean Connery

Want to improve your relationships? See love as a verb rather than as a feeling. - Stephen R. Covey

People who have good relationships at home are more effective in the marketplace. - Zig Ziglar

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

It's better to have a gun and need it, than to not have a gun and not need it. - Ricky

Any gun in the hands of a decent person is no threat to anybody, except bad people. - Charlton Heston

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant

Content builds relationships. Relationships are built on trust. Trust drives revenue. - Andrew Davis

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

You can't hit a target you cannot see, and you cannot see a target you do not have. - Zig Ziglar

The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure. - Lyndon B Johnson

We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson

A gun is not a weapon, it’s a tool, like a hammer or a screwdriver or an alligator. - Homer Simpson

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I attract to my life whatever I give my attention, energy and focus to, whether positive or negative. - Michael Losier

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse

Relationships are about give and take; not tit-for-tat. If you're keeping score, you'll lose at your own game. - Faydra D. Fields

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single. - Tiny Tim

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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