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Less Severe Inflation

Mainstream Media tracks the Post-Great Recession Economy

Less Severe Inflation thanks to Robert Malone

Why can't we just print more money?

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Just praise is only a debt. - G Berkeley

He who marries for money earns it. - Hebrew Proverb

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

Bloods’ not thicker than money. - Groucho Marx

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Trust is central to an economy that works. - Stephen Covey

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Fidelity bought with money can be overcome by money. - Seneca

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

The best minute I spend is the one I invest in people. - Ken Blanchard

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

Capitalism is using its money; we socialists throw it away. - Fidel Castro

A woman's best protection is a little money of her own. - Clare B Luce

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

As every thread of gold is valuable, so is every moment of time. - J. Mason

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

After I make a lot of money, I'll be able to afford running for office. - Christy Romano

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

Architect: One who drafts a plan of your house, and plans a draft of your money. - Ambrose Bierce

Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill. - Christopher Parker

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I know it is. - Oscar Wilde

A good financial plan is a road map that shows us exactly how the choices we make today will affect our future. - Alexa Von Tobel

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife. - Ilie Nastase

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Happiness, not money or prestige, should be regarded as the ultimate currency - the currency by which we take measure of our lives. - Tal Ben-Shahar

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump


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