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Less Severe Inflation

Mainstream Media tracks the Post-Great Recession Economy

Less Severe Inflation thanks to Robert Malone

Why can't we just print more money?

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

Money often costs too much. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Every cloud has a silver lining. - Proverb

There might be some credit in being jolly. - Charles Dickens

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Here's the money for our patentcy (patent). - Archie Bunker

Waitress: A woman who thinks money grows on trays - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

After money in the bank, a grudge is the next best thing. - Anthony Trollope

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt. - Herbert Hoover

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold. - Mark Twain

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

The main obstacle to a stable and just world is the United States. - George Soros

The key to making money in stocks is not to get scared out of them. - Peter Lynch

Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

A hundred wagonloads of thoughts will not pay a single ounce of debt. - Italian Proverb

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? - Steven Wright

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

If we were interested in making money, we wouldn’t have become teachers. - Robin Williams

In our world, more often the truth is 'Money talks and integrity walks.' - Bill Welker

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

The first rule is not to lose money. The second rule is not to forget the first rule. - Warren Buffett

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. - Bo Derek

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

Critics search for ages for the wrong word which, to give them credit, they eventually find. - Peter Ustinov

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me his watch. - Woody Allen

Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii

The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him. - Voltaire

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money by selling one of my livers. I can get by with one. - Homer Simpson

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

We spend money we don't have, on things we don't need, to make impressions that don't last, on people we don't care about. - Tim Jackson

NEED now means wanting someone else's money. GREED means wanting to keep your own. COMPASSION is when a politician arranges the transfer. - Joseph Sobran

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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