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Left China

Freedom to choose between vaccination or livelihood

Left China thanks to Robert Malone

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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

A man can't be to careful in his choice of enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Mankind's greatest gift is that we have free choice. - Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Making no choice when we have to choose is itself a choice. - Amish Saying

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

There is a country in Europe where multiple-choice tests are illegal. - Sigfried Hulzer

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

Integrity, the choice between what's convenient and what's right. - Tony Dungy

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

We choose what attitudes we have right now. And it's a continuing choice. - John C. Maxwell

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

If we really want to be full and generous in spirit, we have no choice but to trust at some level. - Rita Dove

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

We are not animals. We are not a product of what has happened to us in our past. We have the power of choice. - Stephen Covey

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

My wife simply quoted, 'For better or worse.' It was only then that I realized the phrase was not multiple-choice. - Michael Gurnow

In the choice between changing one's mind and proving there's no need to do so, most people get busy on the proof. - John Kenneth Galbraith

My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness. - Peter O'Toole

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

If you're wanting something salty, do air-popped popcorn. That, to me, would be a healthier choice than having any kind of fried chip. - Bob Harper

I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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