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Inflation Targets

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Inflation Targets thanks to Robert Malone

Inflation Targets thanks to Robert Malone

Inflation Targets thanks to Robert Malone

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Speak silver, reply gold. - Swahili Proverb

The law itself follows gold. - Propertius

Money doesn't talk, it swears. - Bob Dylan

Speech is silver; silence is golden. - Thomas Carlyle

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Where gold speaks every tongue is silent. - Italian Proverb

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

I find all this money a considerable burden. - J Paul Getty

Dime: A dollar with all the taxes taken out. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I sell frosting for money. I'm a frostitute. - Unknown

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. - Paul Prudhomme

Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

Stop chasing the money and start chasing the passion. - Tony Hsieh

A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Steve Martin

A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves. - Ralph W. Sockman

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

When a habit begins to cost money, it's called a hobby. - Jewish Proverb

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

Generosity begins with our recognition of our debt to others. - Unknown

I'd like to live like a poor man, only with lots of money. - Pablo Picasso

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

You meet your friend, your face brightens - you have struck gold. - Kassia

A woman will buy anything she thinks the store is losing money on. - Kin Hubbard

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

You cannot spend your way out of recession or borrow your way out of debt. - Daniel Hannan

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to. - Dorothy Parker

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live. - Jesse Jackson

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops - let the rain sing you a lullaby. - Langston Hughes

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

God gives men wisdom as he gives them gold; his treasure house is not the mint, but the mine. - Arabic Proverb

In Las Vegas, a man said to his wife, "Give me the money I told you not to give me." - Henny Youngman

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you'll be surprised at how little you have. - Ernest Haskins

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

To an entrepreneur, closing a financing often feels like the end of a marathon. It's actually the starting gun. - Andy Dunn

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

We are all born with a grab bag on gifts and gaps. Identify your true talents, then find out how to use them to make money. - Bill O'Reilly

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

There are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny - have you ever tried to buy them without money? - Ogden Nash

Street League Skateboarding is the premier professional skateboarding league in the world, with the biggest prize money in history. - Rob Dyrdek

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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