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Say Goodbye, NDP

Conservatives to the rescue in Freedom-deprived Canada

Say Goodbye, NDP thanks to Phil Reid

Consequences of Canadian NDP "Leader" Jagmeet Singh supporting Tyrant Trudeau
Being the Liberals' 'junior partner' comes at a cost

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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Liberty is the right to silence. - Unknown

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics. - Molly Ivins

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Political War: One in which everyone shoots from the lip - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose. - George Will

Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. - H L Mencken

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

World War II was the last government program that really worked. - George Will

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop. - P.J. O'Rourke

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

I learned a long time ago in Hollywood that the only person I should vote for is myself. - Jack Nicholson

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty. - Bob Hope

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Americans should not go abroad to slay dragons they do not understand in the name of spreading democracy. - John Quincy Adams

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

The largest party in America is neither the Democrats nor the Republicans. It's the party of non-voters. - Robert Reich

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks. - Douglas Jerrold

The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well-meaning, but without understanding. - Louis D Brandeis

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The punishment which the wise suffer who refuse to take part in the government, is to live under the government of worse men. - Plato

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader


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