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Freedom is like oxygen. - Slavomir Rawicz

Diplomacy: Lying in state. - Oliver Herford

Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Secrecy: The beginning of tyranny - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Beware the tyranny of the minority. - Latin Proverb

Tyranny cannot defeat the power of ideas. - Helen Keller

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

All government, of course, is against liberty. - H L Mencken

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Democracy breeds the germs of its own destruction. - V I Lenin

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Liberty: One of Imagination's most previous possessions. - Ambrose Bierce

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Show me where Stalin is born, and I'll show you a communist plot. - George S. Kaufman

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

Freedom of opinion can only exist when the government thinks itself secure. - Bertrand Russell

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Democracy used to be a good thing, but now it has gotten into the wrong hands. - Jesse Helms

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

Democracy is also a form of religion; it is the worship of jackals by jackasses. - H L Mencken

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. - Winston Churchill

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president. - Johnny Carson

There is a certain enthusiasm in liberty that makes human nature rise above itself, in acts of bravery and heroism. - Alexander Hamilton

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The greatest advantage I know of being thought a wit by the world is that it gives one the greater freedom of playing the fool. - Jonathan Swift

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl


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