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Canada was built on dead beavers. - Margaret Atwood
Focus: What Canadian politicians lack. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Canada first, Canada last, Canada always. - Wilfrid Laurier
I get to go to overseas places, like Canada. - Britney Spears
I don't even know what street Canada is on. - Al Capone
Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson
Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I grew up working in Canada so everything was low budget. - Ellen Page
Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams
Canada is not the party. Its the apartment above the party. - Craig Ferguson
A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun. - Unknown
In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp
Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan
If you call ham "Canadian bacon", what do you call bacon? - Michael Kelso
I've only been to these foreign countries: Canada, L.A. and Miami. - Larry the Cable Guy
For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman
Canada is the only country founded on the relentless pursuit of the rodent. - Preston Manning
I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best
I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe
What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore
I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for "Running off to Canada." - Jay Leno
No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI
I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan
As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump
I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre
Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan
I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley
I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was. - Joel Madden
Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump
I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke
I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart
Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland
South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip
I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz
Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell
Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker
In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton
Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney
I have great, fond memories of Canada. I feel that one day my bones will more than likely end up there. - Aden Young
I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper
Make no mistake. Canada is not a bilingual country. In fact it is less bilingual today than it has ever been. - Stephen Harper
Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller
I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry
Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr
Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae
I was born in Canada for a reason. It was because my parents wanted me to have the freedoms that this country offers. - Patrick Chan
In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations - it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate
When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump
When we save the rain forest, the polar bear, and Al Gore, we should party so hard that Canada calls the cops on us for noise. - Paula Poundstone
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright
If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell
I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin
Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas
She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers
I deal with foreign countries. I made a lot of money dealing against China. I've made a lot of money dealing against many other countries. - Donald Trump
I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden
When written in Chinese, the word "crisis" is composed of two characters. One represents danger, and the other represents opportunity. - John F Kennedy