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Freedom is like oxygen. - Slavomir Rawicz

To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

My brain has too many tabs open. - Unknown

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

The brain is a commodity used to fertilize ideas. - Elbert Hubbard

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

Normal is nothing more than a cycle on a washing machine. - Whoopi Goldberg

Tea is the magic key to the vault where my brain is kept. - Frances Hardinge

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. - Steven Wright

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

Never trust anything that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain. - J K Rowling

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our brain is mapping the world. Often that map is distorted, but it's a map with constant immediate sensory input. - E.O. Wilson

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

When you know you're right, you don't care what others think. You know sooner or later it will come out in the wash. - Barbara McClintock

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

The brain is not a bag of traits. It's startlingly complex. There are few or no single genes with a consistent effect on the mind. - Steven Pinker

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber


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