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Freedom Of The Press

'Do As I Say, Not As I Do' media coverage

Freedom Of The Press thanks to Robert Malone

Reporting today's Muzzle version of the news headlines

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To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

Literature is news that stays news. - Ezra Pound

Unbiased: Having the same bias you have - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

None loves the messenger who brings bad news. - Sophocles

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

All new news is old news happening to new people. - Malcolm Muggeridge

No news is good news; no journalists is even better. - Nicolas Bentley

Social Success: The infinite capacity for being bored - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Not all the news that's fit to print is fit to read. - Unknown

When the news is scary, you should look for the helpers. - Fred Rogers

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news. - Gloria Borger

News events are like Texas weather. If you don't like it, wait a minute. - Jessica Savitch

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

It's the media riling up the people, rather than people riling up the media. - Miley Cyrus

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

It's not at all hard to understand a person. It's only hard to listen without bias. - Kriss Jami

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Some habits of ineffectiveness are rooted in our social conditioning toward quick-fix, short-term thinking. - Stephen Covey

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Evening news is where they begin with "Good evening", and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Unknown

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. - Jerry Seinfeld

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Until Facebook came along, there was hardly anywhere on the public Internet where you had to operate with your real name. - David Kirkpatrick

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

In order to engage on social, in order to attract customers, regardless of what kind of customer you have, you have to build trust. - Lindsay Scarpello

As you've noticed, people don't want to be sold. What people do want is news and information about the things they care about. - Larry Weber

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

The high prize of life, the crowning fortune of a man, is to be born with a bias to some pursuit, which finds him in employment and happiness. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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