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Will The Truth Set You Free?

Freedom and democracy now on trial

Will The Truth Set You Free? thanks to Robert Malone

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Always speak the truth. - George Washington

Tell the truth and run. - Yugoslavian Proverb

The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

When in doubt tell the truth. - Mark Twain

You can't handle the truth. - Jack Nicholson

To be social is to be forgiving. - Robert Frost

Truth does not happen; it just is. - Hopi Proverb

The well of true wit is truth itself. - George Meredith

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Country Music: Three chords and the truth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown

Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot

Denying the truth doesn't change the facts. - Unknown

Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. - Mason Cooley

Man has no nobler function than to defend the truth. - Mahalia Jackson

If you tell the truth, you don't need a long memory. - Jesse Ventura

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

It frightens me, the awful truth, of how sweet life can be. - Bob Dylan

Rumor travels faster, but it don't stay as long as truth. - Will Rogers

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said. - Mel Brooks

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

Most men look to what is right for them. Few search for the truth. - Unknown

Always tell the truth; then you don't have to remember anything. - Mark Twain

Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth. - Buddha

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out. - Oscar Wilde

Truth stands, even if there be no public support. It is self-sustained. - Mahatma Gandhi

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. - Josh Billings

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

What draws people to be friends is that they see the same truth. They share it. - C S Lewis

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

There's an element of truth in every idea that lasts long enough to be called corny. - Irving Berlin

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

Experience is what really happens to you in the long run; the truth that finally overtakes you. - Katherine Anne Porter

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

To give truth to him who does not love the truth is to only give more reasons for misinterpretation. - George Macdonald

Truth is always present; it only needs to lift the iron lids of the mind's eye to read its oracles. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

He that takes truth for his guide, and duty for his end, may safely trust to God's providence to lead him aright. - Blaise Pascal

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

It is unfortunate, considering that enthusiasm moves the world, that so few enthusiasts can be trusted to speak the truth. - Arthur Balfour

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

A nation that is afraid to let its people judge the truth and falsehood in an open market is a nation that is afraid of its people. - John F Kennedy

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

The ideas that have lighted my way and, time after time, have given me new courage to face life cheerfully have been Kindness, Beauty, and Truth. - Albert Einstein

You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx

It is easier to find a score of men wise enough to discover the truth than to find one intrepid enough, in the face of opposition, to stand up for it. - A Hodge


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