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Will The Truth Set You Free?

Freedom and democracy now on trial

Will The Truth Set You Free? thanks to Robert Malone

Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Truth is stranger than fiction. - International Proverb

Silence is the mother of truth. - Benjamin Disraeli

Tell all the Truth but tell is slant. - Emily Dickinson

Do the truth quietly without display. - Brennan Manning

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The truth is more important than the facts. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Noise creates illusions. Silence brings truth. - Maxime Lagace

Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented. - Georges Braque

Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo

To know a truth well, one must have fought it out. - Novalis

Shouting louder does not help if truth has been lost. - Ravi Zacharias

It is false zeal to keep truth while wounding charity. - Blaise Pascal

A lie which is half truth is ever the blackest of lies. - Alfred Tennyson

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't. - Mark Twain

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

I live by the truth that "No" is a complete sentence. - Anne Lamott

A lie travels round the world while truth is putting her boots on. - French proverb

Truth is always exciting. Speak it, then; life is dull without it. - Pearl S. Buck

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

The best way to lie is to tell the truth... carefully edited truth. - Unknown

They say figures don't lie, but girdles sure condense the truth! - Unknown

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

I wanted to promote skateboarding as much as possible through different media. - Tony Hawk

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

All things, in their way, reflect heavenly truth, the imagination not least. - C S Lewis

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

When we value correct principles, we have truth - a knowledge of things as they are. - Stephen Covey

Integrity is telling myself the truth. Honesty is telling the truth to other people. - Spencer Johnson

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Arguing, after all, is less about seeking truth than about overcoming opposing views. - Sharon Begley

Somebody said I am the most popular person in Arizona because I am speaking the truth. - Donald Trump

If one cannot invent a really convincing lie, it is often better to stick to the truth. - Angela Thirkell

Dreams are excursions into the limbo of things, a semi-deliverance from the human prison. - Henri Amiel

Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opponents. - William Penn

An epigram is a half-truth so stated as to irritate the person who believes the other half. - Shailer Mathews

Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth. - Marcus Aurelius

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

I tore myself away from the safe comfort of certainties through my love for truth; and truth rewarded me. - Sylvia Ashton Warner

It is always the best policy to speak the truth - unless, of course, you're an exceptionally good liar. - Jerome K. Jerome

A half truth, like half a brick, is always more forcible as an argument than a whole one. It carries better. - Stephen Leacock

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Truth in science can be defined as the working hypothesis best suited to open the way to the next better one. - Konrad Lorenz

Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying but you find yourself unable to stop watching them - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened. - Winston Churchill

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

While some pain is probably inevitable in all relationships, successful couples are usually the ones who are able to forgive. - Ilona Boniwell

There's something about a woman with a loud mind that sits in silence, smiling, knowing she can crush you with the truth. - R G Moon

The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may well be another profound truth. - Niels Bohr

The truth is that the universe has been answering you all of your life, but you cannot receive the answers unless you are awake. - Rhonda Byrn

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Tell me the facts and I'll learn. Tell me the truth and I'll believe. But tell me a story and it will live in heart forever. - Native American Proverb

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight. - Kahlil Gibran

All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

I used to live an isolated existence, even in relationships, but now my family knows me for who I really am. Mostly, that's a good thing. - Tim Allen

The belief that there is only one truth and that oneself is in possession of it seems to me the deepest root of all evil that is in the world. - Max Born

The great enemy of truth is very often not the lie - deliberate, contrived and dishonest - but the myth - persistent, persuasive and unrealistic. - John F Kennedy

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