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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Baking is science for hungry people. - Unknown

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Medicine is a science of uncertainty and an art of probability. - William Osler

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Science is always wrong - it never solves a problem without creating ten more. - George Bernard Shaw

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I grew up on a steady diet of science fiction, especially apocalyptic and postapocalyptic fiction. - Justin Cronin

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

Science is a first-rate piece of furniture for a man’s upper chamber, if he has common sense on the ground floor. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

Science is not opposed to storytelling. Science is a genre of storytelling. Stories of the real world, inspired by observations thereof. - Sean Carroll

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

This world, after all our science and sciences, is still a miracle; wonderful, inscrutable, magical and more, to whosoever will think of it. - Thomas Carlyle

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Science is built of facts the way a house is built of bricks; but an accumulation of facts is no more science than a pile of bricks is a house. - Henri Poincare

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville

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