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Politics is an inexact science. - Otto von Bismarck

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. - George Patton

Feudalism: It's your Count that votes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

The problem with political jokes is they get elected. - Henry Cate, VII

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas. - James Roy Newman

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

In a democracy the majority has every right to act as stupid as the minority. - Frank Dane

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

My sheer existence is like a political act to a lot of people. It's not to me. - Grimes

The secret of political bargaining is to look more strong than what you really are. - Subhash Bose

When the body of the people is possessed of the supreme power, it is called a democracy. - Charles de Secondat

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

To acquire immunity to eloquence is of the utmost importance to the citizens of a democracy. - Bertrand Russell

I admit that mathematical science is a good thing. But excessive devotion to it is a bad thing. - Aldous Huxley

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself. - Mark Twain

In a democracy, the one thing that cannot be done is to destroy its trust, its hope, its idealism. - Teresa Heinz

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Taxpayer - someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service examination. - Ronald Reagan

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

Freedom has many difficulties and democracy is not perfect. But we have never had to put a wall up to keep our people in. - John F Kennedy

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

We can have democracy in this country, or we can have great wealth concentrated in the hands of a few, but we can't have both. - Louis D. Branders

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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